I spend far too much time with this spellbinding gent
--
I'm going to give up Russell for Lent.
I'm counting in pixels, I've developed a squint --
I really must give
up Russell for Lent.
Spring hides neath the snowfall, I breathe in the scent --
No time if I don't
give up Russell for Lent.
If I want to make cookies -- chocolate or mint --
I'll have to give
up my Russell for Lent.
I'm up after midnight reading messages sent --
(Big Yawn) I need
to give up Russell for Lent.
I once had a life, I cry & lament --
No more, until I give up
Russell for Lent.
I forget to pay bills, I'm behind in my rent --
I surely must give
up Russell for Lent.
I'd miss all the news, which I'd really resent --
Still -- It's better
to give up Russell for Lent.
I meant what I said, one hundred percent--
I'm definitely giving
up Russell for Lent.
What's that you said? A new picture to print!!!
Well, next year I
promise to give up Russell for Lent.
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Murph