From Simona

The long and probably trivial story you’re going to read is about an Italian astrophysicist who proudly mantains to be extremely rational. You’ll read how she transformed in a sort of “Mrs. Hyde” when she learned Russell Crowe was to be in Rome, how she managed to meet him, and how stupid she felt when forgetting how to speak English.

IT WAS POSSIBLE. AND IT WAS FUN. I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

Bologna, Italy, January 2001.

Russell Crowe, even after the big success of “Gladiator”, did not have many major fans in Italy at the time. That’s why I was gathering information and news about him surfing USA-based sites like “Maximumcrowe”. It was precisely there that I found THE news: Russell was scheduled to be in Rome to promote “Proof of Life” the following month! I could almost hear the sudden “CLING!” noise inside my brain… From that moment on, I was totally focused on finding a way to see him in person.

Please notice I did not mean to become a stalker, since I was – and I still am – a respectful and mentally sane fan.

So, how to find some hints?

In the next hours, I sent 100-odd e-mails to anyone who might have been in relation with the event, of course receving no answer. But… Some days after, one of those contacts replied. The e-mail read “Hi, Simona. I couldn’t help being moved by your funny request, etc…” And he told me day, place and time of the press conference to be held in Rome. Well, he also added I was expected to keep the secret, to behave and not to make a mess going there!

PART ONE: THE GIFT OF PATIENCE AND PERSEVERANCE.

At first I thought it could be a joke. But I decided to try, and I headed to Rome – where I shamefully had never been before! - on February 15th, reaching the “Eden Hotel” in the late morning.

Once there, I froze. For more than one hour I stayed outside the hotel, walking back and forth, not being brave enough to get in. Luckily, no “terrorist attack anxiety” was spread at the time…  

In the end, I decided it was a now-or-never situation. And I entered the luxury hotel, mixing with the journalists. I had been given the name of the Warner Bros woman in charge of the conference. I reached her and introduced myself. She answered she knew my case and explained that I could not be allowed to join the conference, but that I could stay in the hall and wait there in order to try to see Russell, somehow. She also gave me an invitation for the next day premiére!

And so I waited, sitting on a very comfortable sofa.

At 2:05 pm, the hotel doors suddenly opened and Mr. Crowe rushed in, followed by some bodyguards, and immediately disappeared entering another room. It lasted a heartbeat. And I was almost shocked. Was it all over? I could’t accept it. So I got back to my seat… It was possible to hear people laughing inside the conference room, but the questions and answers were not understandable. At 15:30 almost anyone got out of that room. But no Russell, yet.

A couple of TV cameramen came to sit beside me, and started chatting with me. They explained he was having individual interviews at the moment, a phase that could have lasted a long time. But I went on waiting. Then, one of the Italian bodyguards started annoying me “Kind lady, Russell will not sign autographs today, so please go back home” – well, even in less polite terms… I replied I did not mean to disturb anyone, and that I simply wanted to sit there and see what was next. My smile never faded, even if they went on irritating me for hours.

At some point, a nice Italian man sat beside me. He seemed curious to understand who I was and what the hell I was doing there. I clarified I was a fan, hoping to have a picture signed by her favourite actor. He wanted details, so we chatted a bit about Russell’s career and talent. I didn’t know he was examining me! In the end, he revealed he was Russell’s driver, and he asked another man to join us. At those time I did not know who the latter was. In the next months the key role of Mr. Mark Dumbrell was doomed to be acknowledge by many fans… 

So, Mark joined us. And here is the concitated dialog that followed…   

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Driver: “Mark, there's someone to meet Russell”

Mark: “A woman?”

Driver: “THIS woman, she came from Bologna only to have a chance to meet him”

Mark: “Bologna? Where is it?”

I: “…some 400 Km from here”

Mark: “Uhm… Not bad! Have you got anything for him to sign?”

I (taking a magazine cover from a folder): “This picture”

Mark: “Do you want me to take it to Russell, or  would you prefer him to come down in person?”

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  (Break. Now, have you ever heard a more teasing question?)

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I (faking calmness): “I’m sure he must be tired, so I don’t want to disturb him, but of course…”

Mark (laughing and patting my shoulder): “OK. I’ll bring him down for you then!”

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I was thunderstruck. Everybody around me was looking at me. The driver added “Look, the girl is regaining some color on her cheeks!”. And I could finally hope. Mark left us and time went by. At 6:30 pm a waiter approached me and sentenced “I’m sorry you must go out of the hotel”. I was neither a customer nor an invited journalist, so I had no choice and sadly went out.

PART TWO: CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND.

Suddenly, a bunch of people came downstairs and passed through the hall. Russell was among them. Mark was looking around to find where I was. Luckily, he spotted me outside the hotel and invited me to enter. I almost jumped over a waiter and I was immediately inside again!

Mark led me to a smaller room, where Russell and some Warner Bros people were.

The Warner Bros woman could not believe her eyes “Are you still here? You never give up!”.

And there he was. I was finally in front of Russell Crowe, not on a cinema screen, but in 3D. Russell and I shook hands (if you have never met him in flesh, you cannot know how brilliant his eyes are. No camera has really captured that incredible spark). I think my overall behavior was acceptable, but the portion of my brain devoted to foreign languages went out of order… And after many English classes, all of a sudden almost no trace of them was evident. Sigh!

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Russell: “Where are you from?”

I: “Bologna, in Northern Italy, 400 Km from here” 

Russell: “Oh, Bologna, I know where it is. What’s your name?”

I: “Simona” (and he signed the picture spelling my name correctly)

Russell: “Do you know my band, Thirty Odd Foot of Grunts?”

I (facing some difficulties composing the sentence!): “Of course. I have ordered the new CD on the Internet, I am waiting for it to be released”

Russell (giving me a signed copy of BLOC with a gorgeous smile): “Now, Simona, wait no more. But don’t cancel your order, ok?!”

I: “Of course I won’t, thank you.”

>Russell: “So you’ll have something nice to listen to, driving back home”

I: ”Yes. Thank you for your patience.”

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He reached out his hand again and I grabbed it, then he bent towards me and kissed me on both cheeks. Let me confess it: you may think I’m silly, but that, being absolutely unexpected, almost made me collapse. Instead, I was able to stand on my feet and greet him one last time.

I guess all the fans living these brief close encounters face the same thoughts and emotions. You would like to talk to your “myth”, because you would like him to know how much you appreciate his many talents, his cleverness, his characteristics as a unique human being which continuously insipre you. You have comments and questions about thousands of details, but there is no way and no time to express them. And, in the end, you fear you’ll look as an ordinary and annoying stalker, with a crush on the handsome star, looking for a quite useless autograph. 

PART THREE: BACK HOME AND THEN… ROME AGAIN!

Then, I went out, clearly showing my more than smiling face - and my present - to the ugly and nasty gorilla… Who, in the end, was finally smiling back.

Once out, it took me some minutes to completely realize what had appened. And that I had in my pocket an invitation for the premiére! 

I had to get back home, but thanks to my friend Barbara, the next day she and I were in Rome again. A bunch of quite famous italian artists walked down the red carpet ouside “Cinema Adriano”. Actors, singers, TV anchormen. Then Giorgio Armani arrived, followed by Taylor Hackford. Finally, Russell was there!

Screaming fans were pushing to gain an autograph; Barbara was able to have her own, too. When Russell entered the theatre, we finally left the fans and walked the red carpet ourselves! It was a weird experience, with photographers taking pictures of us, too (!).

The Adriano Theatre is a multiplex. We were assigned to a minor section, while Russell was attending the screening in another, bigger one. But we could spot him smoking a cigarette outside the theatre, right before the screening started. He waved to us.

I couldn’t help thinking how wrong the press is when trying to portrait Russell as rude. If I were in his shoes, with people constantly looking at me, rushing to me and expecting me to be nice, I wouldn’t succeed in being as kind as he was.

Five years have passed, but the memory of those days is still incredibly vivid. That was not the most important experience of my life, of course. I do have a life, a quite busy one indeed, full of deeper joys and sorrows.

But, being a true admirer of this man, it was really something to remember. It was fun, it was thrilling, it made me feel happy, for stupid as this may sound.

And I hope, somehow, to fell like that again. Maybe attending a TOFOG concert!


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